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Hooray!

Well this is great, and I'm glad to see you apparently weren't done in by the flood.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

where i am had flood affected areas on 3 sides, but happily not here. I lost power for six hours, that was the worst of it for me.

My ears.

All right. Let's see what the goddamn problem is here. I think the animation was rather smooth, your plot line was okay, and the graphics were subpar.

My damned issue was the sound effect. I HEARD ONE REUSED SO MANY TIMES IT WAS LIKE I WAS CHAINED TO THE TOP OF SOMEONE'S CAR LISTENING TO THEM HONK THEIR HORN OVER AND OVEr. Seriously, it made me shut it off immediately the first time I watched it. Reused repetitvie sound effects for everything (including where they don't fit) PISS ME OFF. I literally turned it off to finish watching it.

Now, I'm not directly insulting you. This is great for a newcomer, it really is, but dear lord, could you have looked a bit harder for sound effects? I have no room to talk with my animation, sorry, but god. The gunshots were cheesy, the sound effect for picking something up was the same for kicking someone at some point, and if I remember right, there was no sound for the car.

While the character is design is rather shitpoor, I give you credit for making a badass main character look (for your style), and giving your villains a fedora. I love fedoras. Fedoras are plain, oldschool kickass.

As the man below me said, it's definitely as good as some of the older madness, save for sound effects. I feel you may have done better had you left the faces alone. Not only did that turn my smile into a frown, I just... didn't like the facial expressions when they died either.

But, I have to give credit where credit is do. There is most definitely worse out there, and there's most definitely going to be more that are worse. Mediocre at best, and slighlty annoying (even the music), it's a decent animation.

Keep throwing things out there, but you have room for improvement.

I loved it.

First off BlueRenamon is an idiotic digimon fanboy/girl. Second.

OH GOD YES.

I came. Thank you. And nice choice to make a song from that animation.

Recent Game Reviews

32 Game Reviews

rhymnosoarus

Rhymnosoarus. It's a parody, and a good one at that. Be careful or you might be the next Axman13. Anyways, I enjoyed it.

Amazingly Executed!

It offers everything, lacking nothing except for strenuous.... animations. Well, what I mean is. It offers everything except the USUAL among of graphics you'd see; however, the gameplay and humor -very- well fits the style.

I've yet to find a game that can keep me amused so much that keeps me from going to bed when I should have been in three hours ago. Well, at least until today. Usually, only my MMOs can do such wonders.

A few points.

While I'm giving this game ten points, cause I really had a good time playing it, you should add a few things. Honestly, you should make a sequel. More things, more places. The music was a bit... annoying, to be honest. Offer a choice of song changes. And in the end, offer a level editor for us to test, and change different ways to 'get kitty!'

Hamumu responds:

It probably won't make you like the music, but there are actually 3 songs (closely related) - it changes when you go to the different colored areas.

Recent Audio Reviews

5 Audio Reviews

Amazing song.

Downloaded. Great song. You can understand most of the lyrics- which is usually the problem with this knd of song. But this one is better then that. GREAT JOB.

Nice job.

A masterpiece. Loved it! Keep up your good work.

Hehe.

Very funny. I liked it.

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